I love this. Big time.
Although perhaps it should be "Home is where my dog is..."
~ chewing up things in the backyard
~ snorfing under the backdoor to get in
~ skidding on the polished floorboards
~ dropping the odd stinky fart
~ chasing the cats up and down the hallway
~ living in hope that any food in the house ends up in his mouth
~ looking for hugs from his humans
~ snoring on the rug on his back with his legs in the air.